1101. Continued…Let’s see if I’m psychic.
You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
Did I get any right?
Nope, you got all of them wrong
1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say….
Is it true?
No – my favourite flowers are daffodils.
1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
Was it 14?
1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.
The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom. Does that answer your question?
1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?
No. Britney is a loser
1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?
1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?
1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?
No idea, can’t remember which one he is
1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?
Again, dunno who he is.
1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?
Edward Scissor Hands. Or possibly Blow.
1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?
Any of the Lord of the Rings
1112. What rhymes with ‘orange’?
Nothing rhymes with orange
1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
All foetuses start off as the same. They split off into male/female after a few weeks (I think)
1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?
People should be made to take tests to see if they are capable of looking after a kid. It would solve a lot of problems.
1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?
Yes – mints and boiled sweets being the most common culprits
1116. Did you get it back?
I imagine I digested it
1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?
Oh God, the memories of Dodge as She-Ra *hides in the corner*
1118. Are you proud of yourself?
1119. Who should go to hell?
Those few that spoil it for everyone else
1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
Not even close. +8.50 (very very long sighted)
1121. Have you ever had insomnia?
Yes, especially since I’ve been taking Fluoxetine.
1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
No. I am a tactile person
1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
Too little. You end up with more day
1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?
Lots of cards and little silly things like that.
1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?
Late 20’s is probably the best age methinks. Any older than that and you increase the risk of having a child with some kind of genetic disability exponentially, especially Down’s Syndrome.
1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
Anything thrilling. A lot of my own random thought make my adrenaline rush.
1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey?
Personal, if there even is one
Or does it not exist?
It might, it might not.
1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
Occasionally, when I’m in a weird mood
1129. What’s your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?
Planet Rock. The clue’s in the name.
1130. What did you think of these movies:
I’ve never even heard of this one, let alone seen it
Gone With the Wind?
I was totally not expecting that
The Virgin Suicides?
Which one? The one I saw was stupid
Tracy and I found it hilarious
Muppets from Space?
Pffft, not seen, don’t think I want to
The Dark Crystal?
Not seen (properly – I was drunk and half asleep)
1131. Is everyone special?
In their own way, most people have a special something
1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)?
Wearing a toe ring?
Do you have hobbit-feet?
1133. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world?
Yes – they discovered some island with totally new species on it a few years back.
1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
The Kitchen Manager from work
1135. Is love all you need?
Love is an important thing, but you tend to need food and water too
1136. Ever caught a fish?
No, but then again, why would I want to? Fish is nasty
1137. Are you adventurous?
No, I’m boring
1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
My whole life is pretty mediocre
1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?
I’d rather die, my life wouldn’t be worth living without my friends
1140. What are 3 things you don’t understand?
3 Quantum physics (though I understand that better than the other two)
1141. I would do anything for love but I won’t do ‘that’. What is ‘that’?
Anything that hurt my friends
1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
Urm, I dunno. Readers, have you ever rated my diary?
1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?
Depends on the other person
1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?
1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
My neighbours on the right hand side are ace – some LURPS, some archery, most physics. I don’t know the ones on the left.
1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of
adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?
No. My life will be long enough without making it longer artificially
1147. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
No, I stared at my laptop in confusion and chewed on the pizza
1148. Was this year a good year for you?
No. This has possibly been the worst year of my life
1149. What are you looking forward to next year?
It’ll be better than this one
1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?
1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
Kinda generic and OTT
1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?
1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?
I don’t know what OD is
1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?
Again, what’s OD?
1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?
1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?
Yeah, a few. I went to the BBC Big Bash when I was a kid, and there were a lot of celebs there.
1157. Do you have any autographs?
Yup, I got The Blackout to sign the ticket to the gig in Lancaster Library.
1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?
No, I don’t really have a visual mind or imagination
1159. Are there some situations where love just isn’t enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?
Yes. There are a lot of situations. I don’t know any of them
1160. Do you have no attention span?
1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home:
The poor grammar makes me twitch.
steak and butter:
Makes me hungry
The Smurfs Go Communist:
Interesting and intriguing
The controversial Athens:
A touch confusing
1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?
Oh, of course I have. I have a younger sibling and a dog.
1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?
A bit of both
1164. Where does your family go on vacation?
1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island?
I’ve been to Newport, South Wales
1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?
1167. Have you ever created an OD interest?
If yes, what interests did you create?
1168. What do you think of these entry names?
DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss:
I had a good title but i forgot it:
yeah yeah…he kissed her:
To the point
1169. If you have aol what is your ‘you’ve got mail’ sound?
The standard one
1170. What will you never have enough of?
1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?
1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?
entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in
a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life
a new car, house and boat each year
unending creative inspiration
ultimate compassion and acceptance of others
a trip into outer space
perfect health for the rest of your life
Hmm, tricky stuff. I think I’d have to go with the guarantee that I’ll get the books published.
1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer?
1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?
I can’t think of one
1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?
1176. What do you think of:
1177. Are you more logical or emotional?
I think I’m a bit of both to some extent
1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?
Yep, that was drilled into me from nearly a year of dating a guy with a phobia of piercings
1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment:
Your eyes can be so cruel:
What was, is no more:
shock me sane:
I like it
1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?
I don’t really care
1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
Six of one, half a dozen of the other
1182. Have you ever been to:
Croatia is pretty awesome
1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?
Baz Lurman – Sunscreen, and two other awesome videos
1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?
Not even close
1185. Do you like Bjork?
1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
1187. What do you think of Moby?
1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?
1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?
1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct?
1191. What sucks?
1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars:
The Hussy Chronicles:
Napping in the Broom Closet:
1193. Do you ever think about suicide?
Yes. Not a huge amount any more, but I do. I can’t help it.
1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?
Entirely possible, just not very likely
1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?
1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?
The junk food I buy
1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship?
High, unfortunately. I’m just that needy
1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?
1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?
*Quite* a while