1101-1200 19/06/2010

Part Twelve

1101. Continued…Let’s see if I’m psychic.
You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.

1 yes

2 no

3 no

Did I get any right?
Nope, you got all of them wrong

1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say….

White.

Is it true?
No – my favourite flowers are daffodils.

1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
Was it 14?
No

1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.

The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom. Does that answer your question?
No.

1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?
No. Britney is a loser

1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?
Nope

1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?
Broken Flowers

1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?
No idea, can’t remember which one he is

1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?
Again, dunno who he is.

1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?
Edward Scissor Hands. Or possibly Blow.

1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?
Any of the Lord of the Rings

1112. What rhymes with ‘orange’?
Nothing rhymes with orange

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
All foetuses start off as the same. They split off into male/female after a few weeks (I think)

1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?
People should be made to take tests to see if they are capable of looking after a kid. It would solve a lot of problems.

1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?
Yes – mints and boiled sweets being the most common culprits

1116. Did you get it back?
I imagine I digested it

1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?
Oh God, the memories of Dodge as She-Ra *hides in the corner*

1118. Are you proud of yourself?
No

1119. Who should go to hell?
Those few that spoil it for everyone else

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
Not even close. +8.50 (very very long sighted)

1121. Have you ever had insomnia?
Yes, especially since I’ve been taking Fluoxetine.

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
No. I am a tactile person

1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
Too little. You end up with more day

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?
Lots of cards and little silly things like that.

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?
Late 20’s is probably the best age methinks. Any older than that and you increase the risk of having a child with some kind of genetic disability exponentially, especially Down’s Syndrome.

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
Anything thrilling. A lot of my own random thought make my adrenaline rush.

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey?
Personal, if there even is one

Or does it not exist?
It might, it might not.

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
Occasionally, when I’m in a weird mood

1129. What’s your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?
Planet Rock. The clue’s in the name.

1130. What did you think of these movies:
Election?
I’ve never even heard of this one, let alone seen it

Gone With the Wind?
Hugely boring

Fight Club?
I was totally not expecting that

Spider Man?
Pretty good

The Virgin Suicides?
Not seen

Resident Evil?
Which one? The one I saw was stupid

Signs?
Tracy and I found it hilarious

Muppets from Space?
Pffft, not seen, don’t think I want to

Pearl Harbor?
Not seen

Halloween Resurrection?
Not seen

The Dark Crystal?
Not seen (properly – I was drunk and half asleep)

1131. Is everyone special?
In their own way, most people have a special something

1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)?
Nope

Manicured?
Nope

Sparkly?
Nope

Soft?
Kinda

Wearing a toe ring?
Nope

Do you have hobbit-feet?
No

1133. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world?
Yes – they discovered some island with totally new species on it a few years back.

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
The Kitchen Manager from work

1135. Is love all you need?
Love is an important thing, but you tend to need food and water too

1136. Ever caught a fish?
No, but then again, why would I want to? Fish is nasty

1137. Are you adventurous?
No, I’m boring

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
My whole life is pretty mediocre

1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?
I’d rather die, my life wouldn’t be worth living without my friends

1140. What are 3 things you don’t understand?
1 Men

2 Women

3 Quantum physics (though I understand that better than the other two)

1141. I would do anything for love but I won’t do ‘that’. What is ‘that’?
Anything that hurt my friends

1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
Urm, I dunno. Readers, have you ever rated my diary?

1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?
Depends on the other person

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?
Liberal

1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
My neighbours on the right hand side are ace – some LURPS, some archery, most physics. I don’t know the ones on the left.

1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of
adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?
No. My life will be long enough without making it longer artificially

1147. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
No, I stared at my laptop in confusion and chewed on the pizza

1148. Was this year a good year for you?
No. This has possibly been the worst year of my life

1149. What are you looking forward to next year?
It’ll be better than this one

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?
Who?
1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
ToxicToast:
Awesome

Solitary Music:
Kinda emo

gemini_wish_star:
Kinda generic and OTT

juneberry:
Incomprehensible

1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?
The who?

1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?
I don’t know what OD is

1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?
Again, what’s OD?

1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?
Hell yeah!

1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?
Yeah, a few. I went to the BBC Big Bash when I was a kid, and there were a lot of celebs there.

1157. Do you have any autographs?
Yup, I got The Blackout to sign the ticket to the gig in Lancaster Library.

1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?
No, I don’t really have a visual mind or imagination

1159. Are there some situations where love just isn’t enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?
Yes. There are a lot of situations. I don’t know any of them
1160. Do you have no attention span?
Pretty much

1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home:
The poor grammar makes me twitch.

steak and butter:
Makes me hungry

The Smurfs Go Communist:
Interesting and intriguing

The controversial Athens:
A touch confusing

1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?
Oh, of course I have. I have a younger sibling and a dog.

1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?
A bit of both

1164. Where does your family go on vacation?
They don’t

1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island?
I’ve been to Newport, South Wales

Dutch Wonderland?
No

Salem, MA?
No

Niagara Falls?
No

1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?
OD?

1167. Have you ever created an OD interest?
OD?
If yes, what interests did you create?
?

1168. What do you think of these entry names?
DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss:
Meh

I had a good title but i forgot it:
Cop-out

Left Alone:
Emotive

yeah yeah…he kissed her:
To the point

1169. If you have aol what is your ‘you’ve got mail’ sound?
The standard one

1170. What will you never have enough of?
Friends

1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?
Kids

1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?
entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in
a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life
a new car, house and boat each year
unending creative inspiration
ultimate compassion and acceptance of others
a trip into outer space
perfect health for the rest of your life

Hmm, tricky stuff. I think I’d have to go with the guarantee that I’ll get the books published.
1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer?
Yes

1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?
I can’t think of one

1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?
Planet

1176. What do you think of:
Abba?
Ew

Brian Adams?
Ew

No Doubt?
Pretty funky

1177. Are you more logical or emotional?
I think I’m a bit of both to some extent

1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?
Yep, that was drilled into me from nearly a year of dating a guy with a phobia of piercings

1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment:
Interesting

Your eyes can be so cruel:
Emo

What was, is no more:
Emo

shock me sane:
I like it

1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?
I don’t really care

1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
Six of one, half a dozen of the other

1182. Have you ever been to:
Manhattan?
No

Disney?
No

Paris?
No

Anywhere cooler?
Croatia is pretty awesome

1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?
Baz Lurman – Sunscreen, and two other awesome videos

1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?
Not even close

1185. Do you like Bjork?
Not really

1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
Never heard

1187. What do you think of Moby?
Not much

1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?
I like

1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?
Never heard

1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct?
No

1191. What sucks?
Headaches

1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars:
Interesting

The Hussy Chronicles:
Honest

Gravy:
Mmmm, gravy

Napping in the Broom Closet:
I like

1193. Do you ever think about suicide?
Yes. Not a huge amount any more, but I do. I can’t help it.

1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?
Entirely possible, just not very likely

1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?
My phone

1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?
The junk food I buy

1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship?
High, unfortunately. I’m just that needy

1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
N.Y.S:
Meh

Collapsibleman:
I like

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Stupid
black dove:
Pretty

1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?
No idea

1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?

*Quite* a while

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