1801. How many smurfs can you name?
Papa Smurf, Smurfette, urm, Doc? Was he one? I know the baddie was Gargamel, and the show as a whole was about the awesomeness of communism.
1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
I try to, at the start of every year, but it never lasts more than a few weeks, a couple of months at most, even when it was mandatory at school and we had to get our planners signed every week.
Would you be lost without it?
1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
Yup. I used to twirl my hair and give myself split ends all the time, but I don’t anymore.
1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
Snow clouds, I assume.
1805. What do these latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: And you, ?
Congito ergo sum: I think therefore I am.
1806. You’re writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): Chris
is about to kiss (who): Alice
Just then they get interrupted by (what): the phone
and somebody screams, (what):” turn your phone off ”
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): an usher
walks by and does something (what): takes the phone away
and they all live (how): movie-ly
1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
Probably Echo & the Bunnymen
1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
I’m very glad that it didn’t affect my friends or family in any way.
1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
1810. Write any random sentance here:
You’ve spelled ‘sentence’ wrong.
1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
Chris said ‘did I?’ in a confused manner.
1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it?
1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
My Nan Kay, who called to see if I was ok after she found out about me losing the job.
1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
The last thing I pasted was the entirety of my last LJ post.
1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
Never seen either
1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Yes, when I was younger, I was in a march with the British Red Cross.
1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends?
I don’t know. I’m too shy and self conscious, personally. Maybe everyone is.
1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
No, it would hurt my ears.
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
Yes, I try to be as un-annoying as possible
1820. What keeps you from being happy?
My mental illness probably.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
When you choose your A-Levels, make sure you choose them for yourself. Ditto with university. Things get hard. You’ve lasted this long so far, despite the thoughts you have that you won’t. Keep in touch with the people you care about. You’ll get the chance to make a choice in October, 2009. Really think about it before you choose, or you might regret it.
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:
The zebra walked up to the giraffe and asked for his stripes back, but the giraffe was reluctant. He liked the stripes better than the odd brown blotches he’d been born with.
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’?
I’d like to hope so (ba-dum tsssh)
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
No. I’m far too gloomy
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: I have decent hair
me: I don’t know who ‘you’ are.
your dad: He’s pretty groovy and has cool music taste (goes for my dad and step dad actually)
your mom: She is amazing and seems to know everything
the one you love: he is the most generous man I’ve ever met
1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can’t bird but a bird can fly?
Because birding is a strange and unusual thing
You know what people are liking at night?
The moon and stars?
1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
I have no idea
1828. What websites are addictive to you?
Icanhascheezburger, FML, MLIA, Not Always Right, stuff like that
1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to?
No-one, maggots are disgusting!!
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
I will, but I doubt anyone else will.
1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
I’m pretty sure all of them do, unless someone is reading the journal on the sly.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth?
The truth, please.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
My Nan Jackie
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
A lot, I read a list of them once when I was bored.
1836. How many years old is your diary?
About a year, maybe a little less.
1837. How could today get any worse?
Today has been awful but there’s always space for it to worsen. Any number of oher things could go wrong
1838. What will you never ever do again?
Kiss Matthew McCormack
1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
That they love me
1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
Leather maybe, but probably not vinyl.
1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
I don’t remember
1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
Who the hell is Flavor Flav?
1843. What are you dependant on?
1844. What do you look forward to each day?
Coco Pops for breakfast
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
Any shootings are pretty bad
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
Outside of school, first aid and aikido
1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up?
It depends on the situation.
1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else?
Not in any real way
1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
I’d rather neither.
1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion?
They’re all pretty bad
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
I don’t know, nothing makes me that happy at the moment
God, does it even matter if you think you “can’t dance?”
I CAN’T dance, but do anyway
1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
I’ve had some pretty incredible moments. I can’t think of any at the moment though
1854. According to Depeche Mode, “Everything counts in large amounts.” According to the Crow, “Nothing is trivial.” Do you believe this is true?
Neither of them is always true
1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
Sometimes I enjoy life, and sometimes I don’t. Losing my job wasn’t an enjoyable experience
1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
It’s actually pretty likely, given the sheer size of the universe. Improbable or not, it exists.
1857. Are you kind to strangers?
I try to be but sometimes I’m just not in the mood
1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
Depends what people
1859. Make a promise:
I don’t make promises lightly, I like to keep them.
1860. Will you keep it?
I always try and keep promises
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
What’s my gender?
What’s my age?
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)? Lots
I don’t know you, this is just something I found on google to pass the time with
1862. What makes something “literature”? Also, what makes something “art?”
Literatuere and Art are two very subjective things.
1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
I want people to know me well. I do have other stuff I could be doing, I just want to do this instead. It makes me think about myself and how I can improve.
1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?
Yes, to a certain extent
1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
How can anyone ever ‘know’ that? I hope it, but don’t know it.
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’
1868. What did you answer yourself?
1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
I’ve never really felt the desire to go beyond them, apart from skiving school occasionally.
1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
I guess not.
1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
Alone is a state of mind
1872. Is there something you’d like to try?
There are a lot of things I want to try, including living outside of the UK.
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
There are a few things, mostly my friends and family.
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
A few weeks. I couldn’t even do that at the last DsotL, the music wasn’t right.
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life?
I do what I can
1877. Is there love in your heart?
1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy?
Things go my way when they do, I haven’t noticed any particular correlation between me being happy at the time or not.
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
Baby teeth from my own mouth
1881. What’s your favorite short story?
I have a lot, mostly fanfiction.
1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
I wouldn’t enter one.
1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’):
Don’t replace it?
1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
I don’t really browse many DIY sites.
1885. Do you bruise easily?
Not as easily as my gran.
1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, “All’s Well That Ends Well,” the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that “Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…” What do you think of this?
My own views on virginity are somewhat warped. It seems an unusual thing to say given the time that Shakespeare was writing.
1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
I’m not sure. I guess probably a nice resort
1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
1889. What kind of bread do you like?
Good, crusty white, or nice brown, or seeded granary.
1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
Sometimes I wish I acted differently.
1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
No, not at all
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
Not true, in 118 questions it will be.
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
No, everything is polluted.
1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
No, cockroaches and fruit flies worry me
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
Yes. I don’t take drugs (apart from medications) I don’t smoke, I don’t drink alcohol or coffee.
1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
Between 7 and 9
1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
Nope, my boyfriend is.
1898. I go crazy when I’m without _______.
1899. Can you do the robot dance?
I doubt it, I’ve never tried.
1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
None at all.
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
No. That’s why I’m going to get CBT.