2301. Who is the hottest celebrity you can think of?
Possibly Tom Dwan, but it depends on your definition of celebrity. He’s a celebrity in the poker community at least.
2302. Have you ever been to the following diaries(on opendiary.com)? If yes, what do you think..if no, then based on the name, does it sound interesting to you?
A tinfoil valentine:
Never been to opendiary.com, and if I did, I’m not sure if I’d read any of these journals.
2303. Do you ever get so nervous that you can’t even think?
Yes, that’s why I’m getting treatment for anxiety
2304. Do you sing when there is no music?
2305. Would you rather cast a spell or say a prayer?
I am not sure if either is likely to work or if one is more likely that the other!
2306. Why does the US dollar bill have a pyramid on it?
Because it does? Pyramids are cool? I’m not sure.
2307. Who was the best political leader in history and why?
It depends on your view point. Different people see different leaders as great. There could be a strong argument that Hitler was a fantastic leader, since he managed to convince everyone he was going to create a perfect race, of people he was entirely different to!
2308. What was the first sex toy you ever used?
Plastic pink handcuffs with black fluff. They were crap but served their purpose.
2309. If you hated a book, would you burn it?
No! My trash might be another person’s treasure. I’d sell or donate it.
2310. What are your feelings about pornography?
If that’s your thing, then fine. Different aspects of it appeal to different people. There’s nothing wrong with porn.
2311. What are your feelings about people who are against pornogrophy?
They are close-minded and a tad foolish.
2312. If you could dance with anyone in the world right now, who would it be and what song would you dance to?
That is an incredibly difficult question. There are a few people I’d love to dance with, the song wouldn’t really matter – ideally it would be romantic and slow and nice to dance to, but it’d also fade into the background and not get in the way of whispered conversation.
2313. What is your favorite flavor of schnapps?
I don’t like any schnapps.
2314. Finish this sentence your own way. There are two types of people in the world…
men and women.
2315. What have you saved since elementary school?
Nothing, I don’t think.
2316. Have you ever won an award?
Yeah, a few. Bits and pieces here and there.
2317. Are you more:
good or evil? Good
wise or foolish? Foolish
safe or dangerous? Safe
satisfied or envious? Envious
honest or decietful? Honest
faithful or perfidious? Faithful
sane or mad? Mad
strong or weak? Weak
enigmatic or plain? Plain
aggressive or peaceful? Peaceful
brave or timid? Timid
humane or cruel? Humane
critical or appreciative? Appreciative
temperamental or calm? Calm
sad or happy? Sad
normal or unusual? Unusual
2318. How do you feel about Terri Schiavo?
I have no idea who that person is
2319. Do you feel more connected to the sun or the moon?
Both of them, really. I like both of them a lot.
2320. Do flaws make people interesting to you?
Flaws are what make Mary Sues into interesting people.
2321. Who is your favorite historical figure?
I don’t know, Jesus? Trolling the world for 2000 years….
2322. White bread or wheat bread?
2323. Would you rather never have sex again or have sex once with a walrus?
I am not sure if I’d ever want to have sex again if I had to have sex with a walrus.
2324. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
Deep sea, though I can’t swim. I’d be too scared to jump out of a plane.
2325. What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
I have no idea, I can’t think of any kind things I’ve really done.
EDIT – Asidlemuse pointed out, I misread this one. The kinkiest thing I’ve ever done is a tricky question, but it’s probably just the light bondage I’ve described before – blindfolds, ties etc.
2326. What is your favorite pick-up line?
No one has ever used a pick up line on me. There are some interesting geeky pickup lines out there…(I’d tap you for mana)
2327. Do you usually do things fast or right?
2328. What will the most common halloween costume be this year?
No idea, Halloween is a long way away (it’s January)
2329. What was it last year?
There were two Papa Lazarous there…
2330. Is love a choice or something that can’t be helped?
It can be a choice, it can also be spontaneous and uncontrollable.
2331. What is youur preffered method of birth control?
The pill, though I have mostly been using condoms for a while because I took a break from the pill.
2332. Is there someone you see everyday (or sometimes) that you would like to hug and talk to but you just don’t know them well enough?
Yeah, a few people, mainly in the ‘old-LURPS’ crowd.
2333. Are you or have you ever been in a band?
Nope, never have been and never will be, due to my complete lack of musical knowledge.
2334. Here are 4 statements about me. Only one of them is true. Which one is it?
a. I lost my mind doing drugs.
b. I’ve been arrested before.
c. I have 9 cats.
d. I have a children’s book published.
I’m gonna say that C is true.
2335. What do you think of the smashing pumpkins?
I don’t like them
2336. Would you wear a thong bathing suit in public?
2337. Hello I love you won’t you tell me your name?
No, I won’t.
2338. If you had to be surgically attached at the hip for two years to either Britney Spears, George W. Bush or an ugly creepy troublesome but nice troll, who would you pick and why?
The troll, because a nice troll would be a better match than the other two. Basically the lesser of three evils.
2339. Let’s assume that there is a “meaning of life,” a reason for humans to be here on this planet. Would you give up both of your legs and one of your arms if it would mean everyone else would learn the meaning of life?
No, because it would be something people need to figure out for themselves.
2340. If you could meet God and talk to him for 5 hours, -or- find out whether or not there is intelligent life on other planets and make contact with them, which would you pick and why? (Note: If you meet God, you will never find out if there is intelligent life on other planets, so you can’t ask God if aliens exist. Also, you would get no proof that you had talked to him or her. And finally, if God doesn’t exist then you don’t get to meet him or her!).
Since I have no idea whether there is any kind of God, so I’d take the other planets.
2341. Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, or the Breakfast Club?
2342. Before you read this question, pick a person from your life, any person. (You have to be thinking about someone before you continue!). Would you rather have the ability to watch that person for one hour per day, or would you rather have that person watch you for one hour per day? Who is it and why? (you pick the hour – they don’t know that they are being watched – it’s like there are invisible TV cameras following them around)?
Well the person I had in mind was Adam, so I’d rather have him watch me possibly, for the hour of 11am – midday, since I’m normally just sitting at my computer at those times.
2343. Would you rather be guaranteed to have your dream job or never be heartbroken?
Never be heartbroken.
2344. Have you thought about death today?
2345. What is your favorite breakfast?
It really does depend on my mood.
2346. What is your favorite classic movie?
What’s a ‘classic’ movie? Silence of the Lambs is 20 years old now, and that’s my all time favourite.
2347. Gold or silver eyeshadow?
Ew, neither, thanks
2348. Are you the life of the party?
I’m never really much a part of a party.
2349. Do you wish you were?
2350. Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac?
Nac I sey.
2351. If you realize that a student at your school or a colleague from your job has plagerized part of their work from the internet. What do you do?
Report them, plagiarism is bad.
2352. What does your computer look like when you aren’t looking at it??
Mostly a closed laptop, or sometimes an open one with a screen saver on it.
2353. If you aren’t looking at it, how do you know it’s still there when your back is turned?
I don’t. A lot of the time, it’s playing music, so that’s how I know.
2354. If you hit an animal with your car would you get out to try and make sure it was okay?
Yes. After one of my pets was run over, I know how it feels.
2355. If it was someone’s cat (collared with address) would you knock on their door and appologize for hitting the cat?
I like to think I would. It’s terrifying to consider.
2356. How do you feel about the people who are teased in high school sueing the bullies who teased them for emotional damage?
I wish I could sue the kids and teacher who screwed me up.
2357. Do you have an interest in any of the following:
guns: only because they are a threat to people I care about
explosives: ditto above
marilyn manson: some of his music is pretty good, especially his covers
trench coats: I like them
the mafia: not really
satanism: very interesting but ultimately selfish.
nazis: not really
that doom game: whaaat?
2358. Do you believe that people live in their own worlds or realities or do you think we all share the same world/reality?
The world is probably the same, but reality is more subjective.
2359. Do you believe that Nazism was a characteristically German thing, or do you think a similar type of government could spring up in any country?
I doubt it was characteristically German. Most people are as easily led.
2360. Is your diary in the internet archive wayback machine (http://www.archive.org/web/web.php)?
2361. When do you get your most peaceful and satisfying sleep?
After sex, when it’s cold and rainy outside but warm, cosy and dark inside
2362. What thought gets you out of bed in the morning?
That I will be really disappointing someone if I don’t
2363. Do you get along better with guys or girls (as friends)?
2364. What does tx81z stand for?
I have absolutely no idea.
2365. How many points is the letter Z worth in Scrabble?
More than most of the others
2366. In poker, which hand is better: four of a kind or a straight?
Four of a kind but it’s so rare that it scarcely comes up
2367. What is the official language of Australia?
2368. On what continent would you find British Columbia?
Africa, I think, but not sure.
2369. Have you been to homestarrunner.com?
No, it sounds like something about a sport from another country
2370. What promise could you never keep?
I promise I will always be happy
2371. No cat has 8 tails.
Every cat has one tail more than no cat.
How many tails does every cat have?
2372. What are you a member of?
Lancaster University Role Playing Society
2373. If you and your mate were stranded at sea on a scuba diving trip like in the movie Open Water, how would you survive?
I probably wouldn’t
2374. Do you feel confident that you would know what to do under emergency circumstances?
Depends on the emergency. I’ve had a first aid training course.
2375. Have you ever been stood up?
Yes, a few times.
2376. Use a similie to describe yourself.
As sad as a panda
2377. Good. Now use a metaphore.
I have hair of silk and eyes of coals
2378. Have you ever had an unusual piercing?
2379. Have you ever experianced culture shock?
Whenever I go to a big city. It’s getting less, the more time I spend in Manchester
2380. Imagine you were trapped in one of the world trade center towers on 9/11/01. Who would you call and what would you say to them in those last few minutes?
I was eleven at the time, so would have called my mum, probably, and cried.
2381. Do you ever go to school or work when you feel like you do not look your best??
I did do, all the time.
2382. Does doing this effect your whole day?
2383. What was the last movie you watched and what did you learn from it?
Star Wars Episode Three: A New Hope. I learned that I shouldn’t have put off watching it for so long.
2384. Do you believe that everyone who doesn’t believe in your religion is going to hell?
Don’t have a religion, don’t really believe in hell.
2385. What is the best thing about winter?
Snow is very pretty
2386. Do you ever shovel your neighbor’s walk?
Nope, we don’t get enough snow in Lancaster for that kind of thing.
2387. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
2388. Have you ever looked back at someone you loved and wondered ‘what attracted me to THEM?’
2389. What do you think of Drew Barrymore?
I have no idea who she is.
2390. Name one thing you refuse to ever do.
2391. Nmae one place you refuse to ever go.
There isn’t really anywhere I wouldn’t go
2392. Do you think people see you more as who you are or what you are?
I don’t really know what you mean by this question.
2393. Pick 3 random letters:
A M L
Now think of the first 3 things that pops into your head that starts with each letter.
Avocado, Memnite, Leonin (oh dear, so geeky)
2394. Do you dress more revealing or more to cover up?
I almost always cover up
2395. What does it take to be a ‘real gentleman’?
Gentlemanliness, like holding doors open, pulling chairs out. Also kindness and propriety.
2396. Where would you go if you were going somewhere you don’t usually go?
There are a lot of places I don’t ‘usually’ go, maybe the Ashton Memorial, I don’t go there much (steep hill!)
2397. On the first sept 11th anniversary, the new york lottery’s winning numbers were 9,1 and 1. Do you believe this is fate, coincidence or a conspiracy/plan?
2398. Have you ever noticed that there is a lie in the middle of the word believe?
Not until you just pointed it out.
2399. When (and if) people (or animals) go to heaven, do they become angels?
There is no heaven, probably. Angelicness is something you get when you are divine as a live human.
2400. What is your most important body part?
What’s important about a body part? My heart, my brain? My right hand?